captainkirkk:

Superman must hear the most insane gossip every day. Do you think he has to resist the urge to get on twitter and post “Jennifer from apartment 33B on Queen Street if you’re reading this……. he’s cheating”

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eggdrawsthings:

would kill a krayt dragon to have them back to me

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doctorbluesmanreturns:

blueapplesiren:

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

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hbbisenieks:

coldgoldlazarus:

animentality:

tags by @etrianodysseyobsession-hd

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sunsetconcert:

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

“Fandom doesnt like women because women are always out of focus and poorly written” PLEASE watch something other than Shounen anime, MCU movies, and Superwholock.

1. no you’re right rose tyler is an angel and i owe her my life. there’s a version of this post where i explicitly absolved doctor who but thats long and ambly and nitpicky and i thought it wasn’t worth sacrificing punchiness
2. to me supherwholock is not just those three shows, its a genre. overimportant shows about tormented men and the other tormented men they interact longingly with. hannibal is superwholock to me.

“superwholock is a genre that encapsulates shows beyond the sum of its parts” is a STRONG argument, and must be archived for future generations to read.

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smeasel:

paleo-mammalia:

henstomper:

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

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suiheisen:

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

qqchurch:

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oldschoolteenflicks:

THE LOST BOYS (1987) dir. by Joel Schumacher

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folieadeuxsday:

folieadeuxsday:

watching a video about this cargo ship that blew up in texas in the 40’s and it’s like . i know that with a lot of incidents especially older ones like this the reason that the safety standards were so shitty was because they literally did not know that these kinds of disasters COULD happen (and in many cases these disasters are what MADE the safety standards better) but sometimes you just learn about this shit and you think. how could all these people be so stupid

- cargo of the ship consisted of twine (flammable) peanuts (flammable, oily) and cotton (FLAMMABLE) from houston and POST WAR AMMUNITION (OH MY GOD) FROM CUBA

- additional cargo they were picking up in texas city was LOOSE BAGS OF AMMONIUM NITRATE that the dock workers described as being ANOMALOUSLY WARM UPON BEING LOADED INTO THE SHIP ??????

- small fire breaks out in cargo hold, instead of putting it out with water that could damage the cargo the captain decides to close all the hatches to try to make the cargo hold airtight and smother the fire (stupid but you can kind of understand how they got there)

- the heat of the trapped smoke in the cargo hold instead causes the aforementioned LOOSE BAGS OF AMMONIUM NITRATE to undergo a chemical reaction and turn into nitrous oxide, massively increasing the pressure inside of the airtight hold

- one of the hatch covers fails

- mfw all the pressure in the cargo hold is released at once causing an explosion that fucking levels everything in the port within 2000 feet

- mfw the shockwave shatters windows up to a hundred miles away

- mfw on-fire twine and peanuts and fucking grenades are raining down over texas city

- mfw some of the pieces of the ship got launched into the sky faster than the speed of sound

- mfw they found the ship’s anchor inside of a ten foot wide crater over a mile and a half away

- mfw this was one of the largest and most devastating non-nuclear explosions in world history

- mfw this could have been avoided if they’d just taken the L and put the fire out with water

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kindly-whisper-norbury:

frontier001:

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

Originally posted by seplaib

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wizardhtml:

WB knows what their doing ok they KNOW. Anyways emmet and barbie are best friends

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kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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